I mean I always forgave him for all the swarthiness and hip-shaking because he was Latino, but you just KNEW, right?  We all did.  But you know what, good for him.  He’s rich, he’s popular, and now he can be openly gay.  Like he said, he’s a very lucky homosexual man.  Whatever floats your boat, Ricky.  We support you!

Remember when Barbara Walters was grilling Ricky Martin about whether or not he was gay a few years back?  Don’t you just feel like such a biatch now, Barbara?  Practically ruined Ricky’s career.

In other news, we have jackfruit at home, so the whole house smells of jackfruit.  Not a good time to be entertaining guests.  Not by any means.

I overheard this conversation at Plant recently:

Old Man parks in No Parking zone.

Aide: Boss, can we park here?

Old Man:  They’re not going to make me leave.  I’m driving a Porsche.

The sad truth is, he’s right.  People really give weight to stuff like that.  They’re probably worried he’s some politician or something, or maybe one of the mall’s owners.

On a slightly related topic, I should check out carinsurancelist.com for insurance for my Vios.  If that thing gets any more damage, it’s going to be pretty expensive without the insurance.