BlogSpartan is 23. He’s actually in OK shape, just not Spartan shape, and it’s eating at him. He likes basketball, working out, and all things money. His favorite team is the LA Lakers. He’s a Kanye West fan. He can shoot free-throws blindfolded. He also has a lot of really bad jokes.

“Did you hear about the truckload of Viagra that was stolen?”

“No, what happened?”

“Well, the police don’t have any leads, but they’re looking for hardened criminals.”

Before he is 25, he will work as an underwear model. OK, maybe not.