You know what disturbs me?  Fat women in short shorts or skirts.  There’s just way too much skin that I don’t want to see.  Unfortunately, there seems to be some law that dictates that these horizontally challenged ladies show off their logs, i mean, legs.

I mean seriously.  The least they can do is hit the gym for a few months first, or try out some miracle cellulite cures.  It really disturbs me when I see all that cellulite hanging out.  Let go of the diet coke and get on the treadmill!

I’m sorry, I’m not usually this mean!  Just practicing!

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