Conceited Man Christmas Dinner!
The fellas and the girlfriend! I ate so much, it’s not even funny anymore. Feel pretty bloated today, though. Also, my throat’s pretty sensitive because of all the oil and fat I had. Tis the season to be festively plump.
YES, I’M FAT, ANO BA!
We ballin!
Played my first real game of basketball in a long time yesterday. The rust was pretty obvious, but I still played pretty well. I’d give myself a C. There was one point in the second game though, when I started feeling it. I basically told all my teammates to just take care of the defense and just leave all the scoring to me. I’m sure that didn’t make me any friends. I scored 6 straight points, but we still lost. I guess this means I’m going to have to play with them again and kick their candy asses?
Some people recognized me, too. They all said I got FAT. Yet ANOTHER reason to go back and kick their candy asses! You realize I like saying candy ass a lot? We bring the whoopin, you bring that candy ass!
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