I mean I always forgave him for all the swarthiness and hip-shaking because he was Latino, but you just KNEW, right?  We all did.  But you know what, good for him.  He’s rich, he’s popular, and now he can be openly gay.  Like he said, he’s a very lucky homosexual man.  Whatever floats your boat, Ricky.  We support you!

Remember when Barbara Walters was grilling Ricky Martin about whether or not he was gay a few years back?  Don’t you just feel like such a biatch now, Barbara?  Practically ruined Ricky’s career.

In other news, we have jackfruit at home, so the whole house smells of jackfruit.  Not a good time to be entertaining guests.  Not by any means.

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